Hi, Jest here.
Ever wondered how I really fail at life? Ok i will give you a rough schedule
6.00am : wake up, hit my head against the wall, swear loudly and wake the whole family up
6.05am : get scolded for 5 minutes
6.10am : change, wear shirt back to front and change it back again.
6.30am : eat breakfast, trip on doormat along the way.
6.50am : get into car and maybe slip on a stray banana peel.
7.00am : go to school, maybe puke out breakfast.
7.23am : at school( finally!!) rush to school.
7.25am : run to the parade square and die there.
7.25am : ( at exactly the same time) respawn and run up stairs again.
7.26am : realise that I didnt bring my badge.
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