Epic fail, chapter two.

Hi, this is Jest.
Recently, someone has asked me to post a post on food. so here's one.

It all began last night. I thought "food. What does that mean?" So I went to check the dictionary. However, when I reached to the dictionary, another question arisen" How the heck do you spell 'food?' ( it is really hard to think about a single thing with at least 5 different entities in your head.) Around an eternity later, the entites finally agreed that it started with the letter 'f'.( surprise surprise!). After stopping to check Jest's favourite 4 letter word, I found out what food mean . Here is the entry:

foot
(ft)
n. pl. feet (ft)
1. The lower extremity of the vertebrate leg that is in direct contact with the ground in standing or walking.
2. A structure used for locomotion or attachment in an invertebrate animal, such as the muscular organ extending from the ventral side of a mollusk.

Though I realised that I was reading the wrong entry, I gave up as I would probably be celebrating 2013 before I even find this elusive word.
Thankfully, the later parts of the day managed to yield something.

A strong, sweet scent wafted into the air and tempted me to follow it. I got up , and went to the kitchen, and guess what greeted me? RED BEAN SOUP! Yes, many future saplings has had their life unwillingly sacrificed for this supposed delicacy. Offsprings of my friend) were cruelly smashed, grounded, crushed, boiled and served in a dainty, china bowl as though in a bid to humiliate the already humiliated beans. The poor beans seemed to cry in agony and pain. Tears rolled down my cheeks like raindrops down a window.

After crying for another ten seconds, I sat down , drained the whole lot and asked for seconds.

Somehow, I feel that there is someone laughing at my dumbness .

Signing out.

Jest